BREAKING: India to Deploy Two More Abhinandans to Pakistan

NEW DELHI: In a bold escalation of "diplomatic confusion," Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi has threatened to send two more Abhinandan Varthamans across the border—this time, with extra training in "how to survive Pakistani memes." "The nation…

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Taliban’s ‘Not Terrorists Anymore’ Party Ends in 220 Unplanned Funerals

KABUL, April 17, 2025 — When Russia scratched the Taliban off its terrorist list, the group celebrated with skyward gunfire that went rogue, turning a dusty Kabul lot into a…

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Operation Human Subject Handover: Pakistan’s Bulk Delivery of Victims to the Taliban

Pakistan has announced the mass expulsion of over two million refugees back to their beloved Taliban rulers. Sources confirm this is part of a long-standing agreement between Islamabad and the…

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Taliban Leader Congratulates Trump on Closure of Department of Education: ‘Finally, No More Western Propaganda!’

WASHINGTON - In a shocking but expected turn of events, Taliban leader Hibatullah Akhundzada has reportedly sent a heartfelt congratulatory message to the U.S. President Donald Trump for his bold plan to dismantle the Department of Education. “Finally, no more…

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Pakistani Junta Reveals the Secret Recipe for Separation

Experienced Pakistani generals, who have kept the recipe for separation…

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BREAKING: India to Deploy Two More Abhinandans to Pakistan

NEW DELHI: In a bold escalation of "diplomatic confusion," Indian Prime Minister Narendra…

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Criminal Returning to the Crime Scene is an Option; Khalilzad Thinks It’s Mandatory

Ever the dealmaker, he proposed a trade: the American prisoner…

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Endorsed by the President of the USA: Canada’s Most Devastating Insult

“Endorsed by the President of the USA” has become the…

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Mullah Hassan Akhund: The World’s First Leader Whose Enemies Want Him Alive

Taliban spent 64 million dollars to protect a man who, if left…

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Operation Human Subject Handover: Pakistan’s Bulk Delivery of Victims to the Taliban

Pakistan has announced the mass expulsion of over two million refugees back…

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Taliban Leader Congratulates Trump on Closure of Department of Education: ‘Finally, No More Western Propaganda!’

WASHINGTON - In a shocking but expected turn of events, Taliban leader…

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Criminal Returning to the Crime Scene is an Option; Khalilzad Thinks It’s Mandatory

Ever the dealmaker, he proposed a trade: the American prisoner in exchange…

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BREAKING: India to Deploy Two More Abhinandans to Pakistan

NEW DELHI: In a bold escalation of "diplomatic confusion," Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi has threatened to send two more Abhinandan Varthamans across the border—this time,…

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Taliban Leader Congratulates Trump on Closure of Department of Education: ‘Finally, No More Western Propaganda!’

WASHINGTON - In a shocking but expected turn of events, Taliban leader…

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Criminal Returning to the Crime Scene is an Option; Khalilzad Thinks It’s Mandatory

Ever the dealmaker, he proposed a trade: the American prisoner in exchange…

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BREAKING: India to Deploy Two More Abhinandans to Pakistan

NEW DELHI: In a bold escalation of "diplomatic confusion," Indian Prime Minister Narendra…

Operation Human Subject Handover: Pakistan’s Bulk Delivery of Victims to the Taliban

Pakistan has announced the mass expulsion of over two million refugees back to their beloved Taliban rulers. Sources confirm this…

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Pakistani Junta Reveals the Secret Recipe for Separation

Experienced Pakistani generals, who have kept the recipe for separation a secret since 1971, have revealed it to the public…

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Endorsed by the President of the USA: Canada’s Most Devastating Insult

“Endorsed by the President of the USA” has become the ultimate political insult in Canada, capable of sinking careers faster…

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Mullah Hassan Akhund: The World’s First Leader Whose Enemies Want Him Alive

Taliban spent 64 million dollars to protect a man who, if left unattended on a street corner in Kabul, would…

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Criminal Returning to the Crime Scene is an Option; Khalilzad Thinks It’s Mandatory

Ever the dealmaker, he proposed a trade: the American prisoner in exchange for the entire population of Afghanistan, who were…

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Operation Human Subject Handover: Pakistan’s Bulk Delivery of Victims to the Taliban

Pakistan has announced the mass expulsion of over two million refugees back to their beloved Taliban rulers. Sources confirm this…

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Pakistani Junta Reveals the Secret Recipe for Separation

Experienced Pakistani generals, who have kept the recipe for separation a secret since 1971, have revealed it to the public…

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Endorsed by the President of the USA: Canada’s Most Devastating Insult

“Endorsed by the President of the USA” has become the ultimate political insult in Canada, capable of sinking careers faster…

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Mullah Hassan Akhund: The World’s First Leader Whose Enemies Want Him Alive

Taliban spent 64 million dollars to protect a man who, if left unattended on a street corner in Kabul, would…

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Criminal Returning to the Crime Scene is an Option; Khalilzad Thinks It’s Mandatory

Ever the dealmaker, he proposed a trade: the American prisoner in exchange for the entire population of Afghanistan, who were…

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Operation Human Subject Handover: Pakistan’s Bulk Delivery of Victims to the Taliban

Pakistan has announced the mass expulsion of over two million refugees back to their beloved Taliban rulers. Sources confirm this…

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Pakistani Junta Reveals the Secret Recipe for Separation

Experienced Pakistani generals, who have kept the recipe for separation a secret since 1971, have revealed it to the public…

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Endorsed by the President of the USA: Canada’s Most Devastating Insult

“Endorsed by the President of the USA” has become the ultimate political insult in Canada, capable of sinking careers faster…

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Mullah Hassan Akhund: The World’s First Leader Whose Enemies Want Him Alive

Taliban spent 64 million dollars to protect a man who, if left unattended on a street corner in Kabul, would…

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Criminal Returning to the Crime Scene is an Option; Khalilzad Thinks It’s Mandatory

Ever the dealmaker, he proposed a trade: the American prisoner in exchange for the entire population of Afghanistan, who were…

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