Musa Zafar
BREAKING: India to Deploy Two More Abhinandans to Pakistan
NEW DELHI: In a bold escalation of "diplomatic confusion," Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi has threatened to send two more Abhinandan Varthamans across the border—this time,…
Taliban’s ‘Not Terrorists Anymore’ Party Ends in 220 Unplanned Funerals
KABUL, April 17, 2025 — When Russia scratched the Taliban off its terrorist list, the group celebrated with skyward gunfire…
Operation Human Subject Handover: Pakistan’s Bulk Delivery of Victims to the Taliban
Pakistan has announced the mass expulsion of over two million refugees back to their beloved Taliban rulers. Sources confirm this…
Pakistani Junta Reveals the Secret Recipe for Separation
Experienced Pakistani generals, who have kept the recipe for separation a secret since 1971, have revealed it to the public…
Endorsed by the President of the USA: Canada’s Most Devastating Insult
“Endorsed by the President of the USA” has become the ultimate political insult in Canada, capable of sinking careers faster…
Mullah Hassan Akhund: The World’s First Leader Whose Enemies Want Him Alive
Taliban spent 64 million dollars to protect a man who, if left unattended on a street corner in Kabul, would…
Criminal Returning to the Crime Scene is an Option; Khalilzad Thinks It’s Mandatory
Ever the dealmaker, he proposed a trade: the American prisoner in exchange for the entire population of Afghanistan, who were…
Taliban Leader Congratulates Trump on Closure of Department of Education: ‘Finally, No More Western Propaganda!’
WASHINGTON - In a shocking but expected turn of events, Taliban leader Hibatullah Akhundzada has reportedly sent a heartfelt congratulatory…
The Grand Alliance of Insults: Pakistan-Iran Strategic Swearing Pact
The signing ceremony, held in a secret WhatsApp group, was attended by thousands of keyboard warriors from both factions.